smu = singapore management university - (1)
singapore = island at equator with population of 4 million - (2)
management = learning how to manage - (3)
university = place to learn - (4)

Subst. (2) (3) (4) into (1)

smu = island at equator with population of 4 million learning how to manage in a place to learn.

no wonder we are so stressed.

i'm going crazy.