2 men were in a paddy field... one man was toiling hard in the fields, sweating under the hot sun... the other man sat under a tree, enjoying the shade and drinking a cup of tea...

the hard working man chided the lazy man, "why are u so slack... how can u expect to feed urself if u are so lazy..."

the lazy man asked, "why do u need to work so hard?"

hard working man said, "because i want to make a gd harvest"

"why do u need a good harvest?" "because i can sell the crops and make gd money"

"why do u need money?" "so that i can retire and have time to relax under a tree, enjoy the shade and drink tea..."